Here are some quotes from some movies.

“Not you, fat Jesus.” — The Hangover

“There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.” Goldmember.

You'd be surprised how many customers treat me like snot, like I'm a goddamn plumber or somethin'.             The Cable Guy.

I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.      
ANCHORMAN.