Here is a quote from an action-comedies movies.

The Expendables 2

Lee Christmas: Your not doing what I think your doing?

Barney Ross: Yeah, I am

Lee Christmas: Your going to need a new plane!

This movie is one of my favorite action comedie movies. It has a great cast of action legends like Stallone, Terry Crews, Schwarzenegger, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis and the great Chuck Norris. This is a must watch for anyone who wants to laugh and be entertained at the same time. The only downside is that it is the second movie in the franchise, so it is recommended to watch the first movie.


Bad Boys 2

Capt. Howard: 22 cars and a boat totalled? How did you sink a boat?

This is a bit of an old movie but still s classic. Will Smith and Martin Lawrence do a perfect job with the right amount of action scenes and funny quotes keeping the audience entertained. Again it is the second installment so watching the first movie would be key to do.


Terminator 2:

Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby!

Simply the best. No question. This movie is THE BEST ACTION MOVIE OF ALL TIME in my book. It has the best quotes and some of the best action scenes ever made in history. Schwarzenegger is amazing in this film and is really peaking at the time in his movie career  It is the second installment and you have to watch the first one once again to get the story.

By: Mike Melino

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/terminator_2_judgment_day/quotes/

http://www.moviemistakes.com/film3394/quotes

http://www.ranker.com/list/the-expendables-2-movie-quotes/movie-and-tv-quotes?format=SLIDESHOW&page=6  

Surprise Surprise - This is too funny

By Chris Playter

Sometimes you come across movies that are overlooked due to their outward appearance. Upon first glance, you would think that the movie Bridesmaids is just some cheap chick flick where all the girls are living in fantasy world with their perfect lives but, look can be deceiving  This movie is one of the funniest movies that has come out in a while, and the humour is a little on the raunchy side but I have to say I was quite impressed compared to how I thought it was going to be.

Here's on of my favourite lines from the movie but its going to require a little background to set the scene. The main character Annie meet her best friend's cousin, her name is Rita. While Annie is re - acquainting herself for the first time in a while, Rita's 3 boys are mentioned and she says the following:

Rita: They are cute, but when they reach that age... disgusting  they smell, they're sticky, and they say things that are horrible. Everything is covered in semen. I broke a blanket in half. Do you know where I'm going with that?

Here a link to the clip of the movie. :) Enjoy!!

Disney Classics

Growing up Disney movies were the most popular films.  These stories teach kids life lessons and touch their hearts.  I recently watched all of my old Disney films and I still enjoyed every one at the age of 21.  Quite surprising I would say myself.  The humor in these movies is usually a cute humor, but they are funny.  If you have not watched a Disney movie in years, I would suggest anyone any age to rewatch their memorable childhood movies.  You will enjoy them all over again!

I have chosen a funny lines from a few Disney Classics:

Aladdin
Peasant Woman: "Getting into trouble again aren't you Aladdin?"
Aladdin: "Trouble, heh you're in trouble when you get caught."
Palace Guard: "Gotcha!"
Aladdin: "I'm in trouble."

The Little Mermaid
Sebastion: " Teenagers! They always think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all over you."

The Lion King
Pumba: "It's our motto."
Young Simba: "What's a motto?"
Timon: "What's a motto with you?"

Pumba: "I ate like a pig."
Timon: "Pumba, you are a pig."
Pumba: "Oh."


Post By: Meghan P

Romantic Comedies

Romantic comedies give a clear statement to what they are about.  They are romantic but include comedy as well.  These movies can be soft but humorous, they are usually very touching and the endings always end happy(majority of the time).

Some of the few romantic comedies that come to my mind are:

• Valentine`s Day 
• The Wedding Singer
• Pretty Woman
• The Wedding Planner
• Knocked Up
• The Break-Up
• 27 Dresses
• What Happens in Vegas 
• Clueless
• and so so many more..

Girls fall in love with these stories, keeps them laughing about love.  I think guys enjoy them too, they may not admit it but the storylines are usually humorous enough anyone can enjoy them.

Post By: Meghan P

Jim Carrey Comedies

Jim Carrey is a well-known comedian, and an amazing actor.  He began acting years ago, but continuously is still acting in hit comedies.
 A list of some movies starring Jim Carrey are:

• The Mask
• Liar Liar
• Ace Ventura Pet Detective
• Fun With Dick and Jane
• The Cable Guy`
• Dumb and Dumber
• The Truman Show
• Bruce Almighty

Here are some quotes from Jim in various movies: 

``Hold on Sugar! Daddy`s got a sweet tooth tonight!`` The Mask

"Here it goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!"  Liar Liar 

``Excuse me, I`d like to ass you a few questions.``  Ace Ventura Pet Detective`

``In case I don`t see ya, good afternoon, good evening and good night!``  The Truman Show


Posted By Meghan P

Stupid Funny

How often do you laugh at a movie you would describe as stupid funny?

This is my all-time favourite movies.  I love when something so stupid can make you laugh so hard.

The movie I love that is purely stupid comedy is the Scary Movie series.  These movies make jokes about other movies that have been around.  Scary Movie is based on a funny version of Scream.

Some funny quotes I enjoyed in this movie are:

Cindy Campbell: I thought you loved me. 
Bobby: Oh, I did, baby, I did. But being in abstinence makes you wonder new things about yourself. That's right Cindy, I'm gay. And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray.
Ray: What? I ain't gay! 
Bobby: What are you talking about? You took me to that club. 
Ray: So? They play good music. 
Bobby: What about our trip to San Francisco? 
Ray: I wanted to go shopping. 
Bobby: [on the verge of tears] But... you made love to me. 
Ray: First of all, you sucked my... 
Bobby: Whatever! 


Cindy Campbell: We have to call the police! 
Ray: No way! I ain't going to jail! 
Greg: He's right! Cindy, do you know what they do to young boys in prison? All of those sex-starved convicts just waiting for a fresh piece of meat? 
Ray: Hey, Cindy's right. Maybe we should call the police. 


Deputy Doofy: Mom said that when I wear this badge you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law. 
Buffy Gilmore: Yeah, and Mom also said for you to stop sticking your d*** in the vacuum cleaner! 


Homeless Man: You got a dollar? 
Buffy Gilmore: Get away from me, you bum. 
Cindy Campbell: Buffy, can't you see he's hungry? Here you go, sir, a nice sandwich. 
Homeless Man: I said a dollar, bitch. 

These are some, there are too many to list.

Posted By Meghan P

Tommy Boy

"Does this suit make me look fat?" "NO, your face does".

This is an old movie for all you 90's babies. I have only seen it a few times but, when I did I could not stop laughing as a kid. The team of David Spade and Chris Farley hit the nail on the coffin with this one. This is a good movie to watch if you want to have a good laugh. Give me your feedback in a comment below.

Movie Summary: An immature heir to an auto parts factory must save the business to keep it out of the hands of his scamming family.

By: Mike Melino

ELF

"Francisco! That's fun to say! Francisco. Francisco. Francisco."

Hands down one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. Will Ferrell played the part of an elf perfectly. I think that this was a great movie, very fun to watch. Tell me what you think.

Movie Summary: After wreaking havoc on the elf community due to his massive size, as a man raised in the North Pole, he goes to United States in search of his true identity.

By: Mike Melino

Joe Dirt

"Why don't you just get a Wamberger and some French Fries."

This quote is one of my favorites from this move. I really felt that David Spade nailed it in this role. Tell me what you guys think? Let me know in a comment.

Movie Summary: David Spade stars as Joe Dirt, an oil weller who is on the search of his parents who left him when he was a baby at the Grand Canyon.

By: Mike Melino

8 Crazy Nights

One of my all time favourite movies every made was Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights. My favourite character in the movie is Whitey Duvall, A 4 foot achondroplasiac drawf that has a twin sister who does not have hair.

They both have one foot that is bigger than the other and Whitey has the greatest high pitched voice in the world. I like when he breaks out into song about technical fouls. Easily one of the best animated comedies I have ever seen.

Here is a link to the video of the Technical Foul Song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbGuFn4nUqE

A Christmas story

Posted by Christopher Playter

I have always loved the movie A Christmas Story, from the part where Ralphy beats the crap out of the red head to when Ralphy wears the pink bunny suit.

It's movies like these that we remember for all time because of there hilarious scenes and fun filled emotions that are carried with the memories of the movie. The most classic line from this movie is obviously "You'll shoot your eye out!"

No Ticky, No Laundry

This was Posted by Christopher Playter

Funny movies are a joy because they can make the worst situation and lighten them with a little comic relief. One of my favourite movies that has a lot of comic relief. Comic relief is of extreme importance as it allows the viewer to release pent up energy stored by thrilling suspense or riveting action.

A great movie line that adds some comic is in The Departed when Jack Nicholson is talking to his goons in a diner.

Here is a video clip of part of the scene http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob05sr6hKW8   Jack Nicholson says No Ticky, No Laundry. This means that in order to get something you want you need to give something the respective benefactor desires. 

Funny Movie quotes in different genre

Posted by Chris Playter

Some of the funniest movie quotes out there are not in comedies. Some of the greatest funny movie quotes are in all different kinds of genre's like horror, action and even romance films. One of my favourite movie lines that does not come from a comedy.

 Like in the movie Goodfellas, Henry Hill is a mafia mobster and he is burying a dead body. Henry's friend Tommy is poking fun at Henry saying "Hey I found a leg", "I found a wing!" as if they were burying a dead chicken. The smell of the body is grossing Henry out and he ends up throwing up.


Aliens 2

"THIS IS JUST FU***N' GREAT! NOW WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?! " and "THEY'RE GONNA COME IN HERE JUST LIKE THEY DID BEFORE! THEY'RE GONNA COME IN HERE AND THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!" When told it'll be 17 days until help can arrive, he howls, "17 DAYS? WE'RE NOT GONNA LAST 17 HOURS!"

Here are some quotes from some movies.

“Not you, fat Jesus.” — The Hangover

“There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.” Goldmember.

You'd be surprised how many customers treat me like snot, like I'm a goddamn plumber or somethin'.             The Cable Guy.

I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.      
ANCHORMAN. 

Funny Quotes From Your Favourite Movies!

This post in centered around funny quotes from your favourite movies :). All you need to do is post the name of the movie and then the movie quote that you have chose, for example:

Super Troopers
Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: A litre o' cola [Annoyed]
Dimpus Burger Guy: [Into Mic] Litrecola. Do we sell Litrecola?
Ramathorne: Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva: I don't want a large Farva, I want a litre o' cola

Its as simple as that! We hope that you will post some funny quotes from your favourite movies :)

Funny Movie Quotes

Funny Movie Quotes

This blog has been created to discuss the best movie quotes of all time, these quotes can come from any movie and anyone is free to post about their favourite funny movie quotes. These movie quotes take us back to the instances where we first heard them and carry the feelings of laughter and joy with them. Quotes cant be too vulgar as this blog is meant to be used by everyone (except very young children obviously), the intention is to have some good clean fun.